Mark and Micki
Mary-Jo-Bobbie-Sue-Jeanie-Beth and Gary
MaryJane and Bob
Julene and Ivan
How many contestants are there?
6
50
2000
27
What does Ivan offer McScruff to get him to shut up?
a bone
a steak
his leg
his wallet
What does Micki do for the talent portion of the pageant?
sings the national anthem
dances
dials on the phone
twiddles her thumbs
Finish the lyric: Who puts beauty back in the eye of the beholder?
Mark's hair stylist
Versachi
The Man
Mad Max Factor