Title:Feminism Summary:
Characters: --
Commercials: 555-Whipped; Fry Willie (movie); Equali-tea; Wuss cologne; Stay Hungry Man Dinners; Fem&m's, Massive Guilt spray; Burt Reynolds Wrap; Politically Correctol; Crack Flag; Bean Cuisine entrees; Cramprin;
Sketches: X Chromosomes meeting (with Malcom X chromosome), Weather Channel the movie, Sissy (the magazine for the sensitive male), Curtain Rod Stewart, the feminator, Scuz,
Songs:
Be Popular (Natalie Nucci, Micki Duran, Julene Renee)
Then Beat 'Em (Jennifer Cihi)
Not the Same Woman (Jennifer Cihi)
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Title:Gang
Violence Summary: Ivan is forced to join a gang at school. Green threatens to beat him up if he joins Yellow, and vice versa, and Ivan does the right thing...and joins neither.
Characters: --
Commercials: Super Scario Brothers (from Pretendo); Uncertain-tees; The Booty Guard; Bulletproof tests; Spraypaint by numbers; Panickin from Scared Stiff (lifelike decoy); Farmer Jim Noon chucks (sausage); Spike Lee press-on nails; Vi-lent Sugarless gum; Gunderwear;
Sketches: Heavy Metal detector; Choose or Lose (gameshow); VBS (violence broadcasting system); Cartridge Family; tongue foo; Cindy Crawfish- Outhouse of Style (Bullseye sportswear); what to do in an emergency; Dennis the Menace to Society;
Songs:
Light in the Window (Jennifer Cihi)
All We've Ever Known
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Title:Jealousy Summary:
Characters: Five; Lance's cheerleaders; Roxanne;
Commercials: Time no life story books for Under Achievers; Bitterfinger; Conworse MallStars shoes; Vicks Hateful Rub; Jealous Pudding Pops; Stew Hoo; Spite;
Sketches: Jealousy; ESPU; Miniature Golf Championships; Beaver & Buttface; West Beverly Hillbillies 90210;
Songs:
Bottom (Jennifer Cihi)
If He Really Knew Me (Amy Ehrlich)
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Title:Talent Summary: Ivan signs up for the talent show, only he isn't very good.
Characters: Principle Bose; Dudes; Dudettes; hand stand-up comic
Commercials: Re-birth certificate; Sop and Glo; B.u.t.t.u.g.l.y.; "bribes" (taken by dad);
Sketches: Mominshance (mime); Mr. Ed McMahon show; Milk (the newest plain white rapper); The man without a butt; Lip synch gloss; Joey Lawrence Welk show; LAME; School of the Pathetic Arts;
Songs:
I Believe You (Amy Ehrlich, Jennifer Cihi)
Have a Little Faith (Amy Ehrlich)
Ivan Moments:
He sings.
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Title:Growing Up
Too Soon Summary:
Characters: --
Commercials: Splice Jeans from Revise (a member of the legume family); near ears; Wilson Phillips' Milk of Amnesia; Gummy Squares; Mysol; A Big Sack; Juicy Poot;
Sketches: POPS; The Curfiew-gitive; Who Flung Poo; Wheel of Fortune...cookie; Dan Quayle library trip; Hormone's head; Wide (the movie); test of the parental response system; babysitter hotline; The Nearlydead Game; Beethoven's second movement; Granny out to raise some heck (jumping in arm chair);
Songs:
Come On Back
Geriatric Strut (Julene Renee, Mark David)
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Notes: This episode was choreographed
by Ivan.
Title:Holiday Summary: The AnyFamily celebrates Christmas, and Dad makes a new friend when he shows some Christmas spirit.
Characters: --
Commercials: Skidmark cards; Thrift Wrap; Holi-dazed and Confused; Institute for television gift wrapping; Yule-Tide;
Sketches: 3 Stooges; Dr Dreidle; The Buttcracker; Prevent the consumption of Christmas ornaments that look like food; Yule Whip; Holiday TV movies; Little People's Court; Ghosts of Christmas; Dad's Christmas flashback;
Songs:
From Roundhouse To Your House
World Be Still (Jennifer Cihi)
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Title:Materialism Summary:
Characters: --
Commercials: Good Better Best Some More Enough etc; JCPenney Pinchers; Doc Peppers (shoes); Pout spray; Frowny; Robin Cheatum; Pickit Fisherman; Moreo; Poochi designs; Better than Yoohoo;
Sketches: ME2 (the band); Envy C Lifestyles of the Better off and more popular; 8 is never enough; Material Girlscouts of America; The price is no object;
Songs:
Snaps (Jennifer Cihi)
Money
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Title:Prejudice Summary: When Ivan finds out his crush is an Innie (he is an Outtie), he debates whether or not to continue liking her.
Characters: --
Commercials: Race Crispies; Stare Master; Segragatorade; Ignorance, Talcolm X; stereotype writer; Apar-tide; Doc Marten Luther Kings; MahatmaG-undies; Back blabber; Bray 'n Wash;
Sketches: The Like Connection; Naval Commander; Speed Racist; Sally Jessy Raphael;
Songs:
Language Of Love
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Title:Music Summary: Ivan and Sid form a band and Ivan gets a big head.
Characters: Ned and Ray, Fawn Groper
Commercials: Barney sings Ozzy; Liquid Strain-o; Skin fast; Knee Highs Goose fit jeans; Headbanger Helper; I don't care-e-oke; Roadie Technical School; kriss kross upside down wear; Butt woofer; Ego waffles;
Sketches: You bet your butt; the band name wheel; groupie auditions; News headlines for Ned;
Songs:
I Want To Be A Success (Ivan Dudynsky, David Sidoni)
Trying To Reach You (Amy Ehrlich)
Go Off
Ivan Moments:
He sings.
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Title:Love Summary: Sid dumps the 'love of his life', Amy, when he thinks she is about to break up with him. He later learns she was actually going to say she loved him.
Characters: --
Commercials: The Yearning Channel; Pick Ups (stick on pick up lines); Puber-tees; Love me love me flower; Romantic alert bracelet; Nutritious pet name; Dr. Lorita Curren's Emotion Detector; Re-cover girl break up make-up; Forget me nots (knots); Ex-lacks;
Sketches: Micki marries a sandwich; Monster Crush Madness; telephone convo; Flabio;
Songs:
Puberty (David Sidoni)
For You (David Sidoni, Amy Ehrlich)
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Title:Rights Summary:
Characters: --
Commercials: Sports Illuminated's what they're really saying in high school gym class; Coach motel; National Inquisitor School of journalism; Club Med (the club) or hair club for men; Klepto-bismal; soapbox on a rope; chocodile soap; Liary; Port-a-pity; Booger Bug;
Sketches: Look who's not talking now;
Songs:
Never Been A Friend Of Elvis
The Word Is Out (Jennifer Cihi)
Read My Heart Out Loud (Amy Ehrlich)
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Title:Self-Image Summary: Amy gets self-conscious when she is chosen to meet Meatloaf live on TV.
Characters: --
Commercials: Ken and Barbizon school of modeling; cross your fingers bra; mother of pearl jam; silly puddy plastic surgery; hare club for men; meals on heels; crisco suction; venetion blind date;
Sketches: The Jackson Family; Nixon (mtv vj); snoop doggy log; Mrs. Troutfryer; the meal world; insecurity guard (don knotts); coolness inspectors; VH2 (with mick and keith); I'm okay you're okay mart; Dr. Lorita Curren's therapy for people more pathetic than you;
Songs:
I'm Breaking Out
Nobody Like You
Just A Dream (Amy Ehrlich)
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Title:Pratical Jokes
and Guilt Summary: When a practical joke goes bad, and Ivan's mom ends up in a body cast, Ivan feels some serious guilt.
Characters: --
Commercials: Bun Gay; dorkers from revise; Cruel Trix; I Will nNot books; Duminos; learn remorse code at home; Poolmolive; guilt filter fish;
Sketches: Dr. Quinn taste of your own medicine woman; accountability firm of angst and dang; pop psychology; Guil-t (rapper); Joy Buzzer club; Blame That Tune; Disgrace Land (w/ elvis);
Songs:
The Joke is on You (Jennifer Cihi)
Guilt Trip (Shawn Daywalt, Julene Renee, Natalie Nucci,
Jennifer Cihi)
Ivan Moments:
He sings.
Ivan Quotes:
I will not call my teacher A NASTY OLD BAT! I will not call my teacher A NASTY OLD BAT!
My practical jokes are practically lame! What's eatin' me?
Other Quotes:
John: He's not a bad boy, he's just a mean boy.
Title:Running Away (Oz Parody) Summary: Amy runs away to Coz, where she meets up with The Cowardly Liar, Tin Can Man, and Dumb Kid, and together they try to kill the Wicked Witch of the West Coast -- Shannen Doherty.
Characters: Wicked Witch of the West...Coast; Dorothy; Cowardly Liar; Tin Can Man; Dork in the Road; Yoda; Glendale, the Good Witch of the Immediate Northeast; Wizard of Cos;
Commercials: Orio; Sewer;
Sketches: Entertainment Yeah right; Obey Watch; this is your life...on the streets; beggin' dog; America's Most Constipated;
Songs:
I'm Coming Home (Amy Ehrlich)
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Title:Lying Summary: Ivan lies to his friends when another offers him something better to do on a Saturday.
Characters: Truth or Dare Devil;
Commercials: little white lysol; prez dispensor; pauly graph; Pinnochios; de-seat; driver's lie-cense; House of Pain (feign an injury); Deception by Calvin Lyin'; it depends;
Sketches: Let's fake a shpiel (w/ spumonte hall); CBS sports w/ John Madman; stretching the truth; C-BS tv;
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