Title:Justice Summary: Ivan defends David when he's accused of stealing test answers.
Characters: --
Commercials: Look the other way fares; get on tv and crimes will occur around you; Boohoo; Hident bubble gum; Crazy Eddie temporary insanity kit; Objection from Calvin Whine;
Sketches: Brace Ventura teacher's pet detective; Frances Ford Crappola's Godfather knows best; FIB (federal investigation of bureaus); Carmen Miranda rights; Empty V w/ Vegetarian Loaf; So sue me street; Ross Perot officer; Court Jester shecky scrod; baliff says; Ray Charles as the court reporter; the Supremes; courtroom sketch artist Blinky Rodriguez; Elsa Flinch w/ prisoner fashion wear;
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It's Not Over
Nothing But the Truth
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Title:Superstitions Summary: Getting a wedgie lands Ivan an audition for Claptrap, and he doesn't change his drawers because he thinks they bring him good luck.
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Commercials: Yucky Charms; Ramblers annonymous; Mom-entum; three easy steps for succesful chain letters; hex lax; Moron salt lick; Horo-scope; Sara Lee press-on nails;
Sketches: Jimmy the Geek; Chief Autoparts' rainmaking dance; Dr. Mom medicine woman; Thursday the 12th (movie); Oil n' Vinegar (group); Grumpy Omen; LA Law; Empty V w/ Def Leprachaun; evil eye witness news; school psychic's office; Billy Crystal ball; Perot cards;
Songs:
No Lucky Charm
Oil 'n Vinegar
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Title:Summer
Camp Summary: Ivan and Micki are sent to camp for the summer, and they experience the Outside.
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Commercials: Iraqui army knife; Summer Camp Gold; Depends sleeping bags; Slime latrine mist; On (bug spray); flame proof marshmallows; Gary Coleman lantern; Homesick Calling plan from MCI (mama's crying infants); grass wipes and grasstroturf;
Sketches: Games to play in the woods; bunking with Tom Arnold; Boyscouts to Men; camp fear; scare package; Boys in the woods; courdoroy rodgers; edible or deadly;
Songs:
What Took You So Long (Natasha Pearce, David Nicoll, Lisa
Vale)
Boy Scouts To Men (David Nicoll, Bryan Anthony, David
Sidoni, Mark David)
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Title:Staying in
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Commercials: Tardy Boys books (nancy poo mysteries); scrawlmark report cards; Low Brow (beer); Hooky Crisp; Babble; Tattleship; hooked on moronics; Flung-King (chinese food);
Sketches: Back of the class (sitcom); wide world of sports; Give Up With People; Pointless Sisters; Unskilled labor camp; some Sucky Fried Chicken; Basic Math Man; Unemployment line of fire; Scamtrack; Stupid people's choice awards; NYPU Blue;
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Could It Be You
Drop Out
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Title:The History
of AnyFamily, Part 1 Summary: Ivan and Natasha go back in time via a blender, and when they return, Ivan has to leave for ballet and Natasha must go to her "tab-acky spittin' contest."
Characters: --
Commercials: Websler's Dictionary of grunt translations; Love my tarpit; Great Wall Mart; Viking Bronze; Serfs;
Sketches: Coat of Arms; Uncovery Channel; Beverly Hills 90210 B.C.; ...of fortune!; beavis and buttface; early man's multi-plex; AC/BC; Kids' 10 commandments; Chiapetra; Ancient Grease Lightning; Third World Wrestling Federation; Farticus; the Marky Mark age; Midevil Kinevil; Michaelangelo; Nostradumus;
Songs:
What Time Is It
Time Wheels Turning (Natasha Pearce)
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Title:The History
of AnyFamily, Part 2 Summary: Ivan and Natasha must find a way to go back in time and get Mom to pull Dad's finger so things will be set right in the future.
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Commercials: TV dinners (black and white); Miracle Fro;
Sketches: Quantum Leak; Jill and Fred's excellent head venture; town cryer; Boston Tea House Party; a moment in history with Betsy Ross Perot; Jerry Lewis and Clark; Calamity Jane's Addiction; Jesse James Brown; Billy the Kidder; federal pony express; the AnyFamily enters america; Alexander Graham Bull (the crank call inventor); Silent but deadly films; letters home from great war as read by cartoon characters; Mighty Groovin' Flower Power Rangers; Queasy Riders;
Songs:
Making History
Time Travel Cha-Cha
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Title:Mistakes (Live) Summary: When Ivan doesn't listen to the coach, and loses AnyTown's big baseball game, he learns that everyone makes mistakes.
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Commercials: Tried detergent; Faux Pa; Boo Boo's Anonymous; Bullpark Franks; Err Jordans; Botch tape; Incorrectol laxative; A1 Mistake sauce; Scrawny paper towels;
Sketches: Dead Lobster; 31st annual anyregion little league championships; stinging gram; the Last Action Gyro; Speed Eraser; the go figure skating championships; Hall of Shame; 3rd act stretch; Blooper Man; It's a Blunderful Life;
Songs:
Don't You Choke
Nobody's Perfect (Natasha Pearce)
Go Off
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Title:Stress and
Success Summary:
Characters: Donald Chump;
Commercials: Bitter Homes and Garbage; nerves of steel; No wonder bread; Tom Voo-doo doll; Anvil; Hedge peepers; Hooked on Embryonics; Lite Bright accupuncture kit; Geez Whiz; Hamsonite; Bud Cry; Stinkometer;
Sketches: Shallow thoughts by a girl named Candy; stress test; No news is good newspaper; Stretch Armstrong;
Songs:
Set Me Free
Give Me a Second Chance
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Title:Obsession Summary:
Characters: fairy godperson of ambiguous gender;
Commercials: Addictionary; Waist watchers; Wiggley's Spear-tipped gum; Solid Mold; Fizzler's all you can over-eat buffet; talking with food in your mouth as a second language (by Marlon Brando); American obsess card; Fix-8; Nestle Quit and Kicks; tic tacks;
Sketches: the Amazing Klepto; Driving Miss Crazy; Sally Jessy Raphael;
Songs:
I Love You
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Title:War and
Peace Summary: When Mark and Ivan are put on separate sides for a lesson at school, they continue the arguement at home and a war breaks out.
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Commercials: Strife cereal; Comeback boots; Commando dough; Drill Sergeant's flea and tick collar; Napalmolive detergent; Snoople; preventing the severe mistreatment of little plastic army guys; Whites Out;
Sketches: Ramble 1st Dud part 2; peace sign vs. sign for an expensive german car; International House of food fights; stealth mommer; Lower G.I. Joe; The Price is Too High;
Songs:
We've Got a War on Our Hands
Let's Make Peace
Ivan Moments:
When Mark and Ivan run to school because they missed the bus.
The whole International House of Food Fights sketch.
At the end (while the credits are rolling), he makes really weird faces while banging
heads with Mark.
Ivan Quotes:
You're mama's so stupid it took her two hours to watch '60 minutes'!
Shh! Don't talk about that kinda stuff in here! We're being watched by the stealth
mommer! She's developed an invisible shield to watch our activites covertly.
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Title:Endings Summary: Ivan takes the fat lady hostage when he's unwilling to believe the show is coming to an end.
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Commercials: Mr. Goodbye (candy bar); Greasy Off; Honda Accordian;
Sketches: cancelled shows; The terminated; 9021old; The Dr. Lorita Curren variety hour; Late night with Dumb kid; Hummitz shopping club w/ Parvis; American Graduaters; Schnick; Speed Bump (movie); A few minutes with Andy Looney; The Jig is up! (gameshow); Graduation speaker (Jesse Jackson); graduation cookies (stooges);
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